Just...stuff

[thistledear]

Not in the GL universe. This is in a universe where incubi are actually demons.

*******
“Hello?”

“Hey Peter...it’s Delia. Ummm...look. I kinda took one of your books earlier.”

“...Dammit, Del! What have I told you about taking my books? Which one did you make off with this time?”

“Well, you know how my love life has been...um...very...well, non-existent? I found one book that looked really promising on getting one. So I took it. I, uh...don’t think I understood the spell really.”

“Which book, Del.”

“A really small one. The title is something like...umm...Incubi Summoning.”

“Oh good. You took my book on calling up incubi.”

“Yeah, I guess. What’s an incubi?”

“An incubus is a demon that feeds off of sexual energy. You didn’t actually do the summoning spell in the book, did you?”

“Well...yeah.”

“Oh great.”

“Yeah, look. There’s this really hot-looking naked guy with horns and fangs in my bed. What do I do?”

“Fuck it?”

“Dammit, Peter! I’m serious!”

“So am I. You’re not going to get rid of him any other way. You called him up, and now he expects his piece of ass that the summons promises.”

“Shit.”

“Well, you’re the one who wanted to get laid.”

“Not by a demon! I thought the spell was supposed to inspire sexual appetite in guys! Not call up an actual walking sexual appetite!”

“Maybe this will finally teach you to stop stealing my books and performing spells you don’t understand. Although if turning your skin purple didn’t teach you anything, I doubt demonic nookie will either. Goodnight, Delia. Have fun.”

Click.

Comments

[insanitykun.livejournal.com]

Yaay Story ^^

[thistle-dear.livejournal.com]

heh...it is odd how that does make a nice self-contained little story, isn't it? ^_^

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[insanitykun.livejournal.com]

Yeah :D No introduction and there's still character explanation and development ^^

[illian.livejournal.com]

I'd ask what Peter is doing with a book on Incubae Summoning but I suspect I know.

I approve of his attitude.

[thistle-dear.livejournal.com]

It was probably a gag gift from another magic user. Don't get your hopes up. =P

[illian.livejournal.com]

Ah.

Sure. Crash my hopes.

Wench.

"Divination and Scrying Spells Gone Wrong!" Next time on Demonologist Donahue

[morcalivan.livejournal.com]

So that's the plural of incubus. I always wondered.

Hot nekkid guys in your bed is a bad thing? Hmm.

Hehehe, cute story.

[thistle-dear.livejournal.com]

Nope, it appears according to Haru that I was right two years ago-- it's incubi. Succubae--incubi. Damn latin gender. >_

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[morcalivan.livejournal.com]

Eee, that's confusing. *smacks latin*

But yay for you being right before ^_^

[kaytee4ever.livejournal.com]

*snerks* heh heh heh. maybe he'll learn ;)

[thistle-dear.livejournal.com]

I'm sure ^^ By the time he's through with Del, I'm sure she'll have learned that spell by heart. =P

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[kaytee4ever.livejournal.com]

*giggling*

[harukami]

[giggles!]

WOW this is funny. I love the stuff you produce, hon. I am absolutely amazed, as always. ^_^ Poor Delia

Oh, and, um...

[Latin Nitpick] Incubae is feminine plural. Incubus is singular male. Incuba would be femine singular and incubi would be plural male. So if it's 'summoning male sex demons', it'd be the book of summoning Incubi. [/Latin Nitpick]

Sorry, I gotta know this stuff for class. ^^

[thistle-dear.livejournal.com]

Ah-HA! I was right two years ago! But I lost faith in my own knowledge and started using -ae. -_-;

Right. Incubi--succubae. Got it. ~_^ *goes to fix gross Latin error*

[harukami]

Ahh, yeah. [nods] SO many diclensions. God. I've done five now and ... yes. ;_;

Latin's a dead language
dead as dead can be
it killed the ancient Romans
and now it's killing me!

[thistle-dear.livejournal.com]

.....or is it succuba? *glares at dictionary* Have you been lying to me, Webster?

[harukami]

Um, technically.... Succubus and incubus refers to the sexual position. in cubiculum - on top, in the bedroom. Sub cubiculum - on bottom, in the bedroom.

So later, once the Catholic Church had bastardized latin, all FEMALE sex demons were called Succubi (succubus, succubi, and I'm NOT SURE WHY they have a masculine ending except that it seems to be one of the very rare feminine words that declines like it's masculine) and male were called incubi (incubus). Because, you know, no woman would ever be on top, and no man would ever be on bottom. Ahem.

[thistle-dear.livejournal.com]

Right. Well, I'm writing for the Latin-less masses that know that incubus = male sex demon and succubus = female sex demon. I'm just going to confuse them if I get too Latin-y on them. ^^

No offense, Latin-less masses. ^____^ I'm one of you, as you can see.

So it's succubi, right?

[harukami]

Right. ^^

[tsuki-no-bara.livejournal.com]

eeeeeeheeheehee! *ahem* but jeez, girl, read the fine print a little more carefully!

(so round, so firm, so fully-packed - a great story. :> )µ

[thistle-dear.livejournal.com]

Hee...yes, and while that's all of the story I'll actually be posting, this is really the first page of a smut thing I'm working on. ^^

But since it's het, I doubt I'll post it...lest I be lynched by the slash and yaoi crowd... o_O

[klgaffney.livejournal.com]

LoL!

yup. still funny. =D

luv you, dear. *hugs* you very talented thing, you.

[silentsteel.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Oh, that was splendid . . . she's gonna memorize the spell in the morning, isn't she?

Or was she a stupid cluckamole, and not put any limiters on how long it would take for sexual fulfillment? Tsk.

[melycertia.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHA!! That was a great lil snippet! Love it when you write! *hugs* You should do it more often! ;)