Why it's nice to have elementals in your brain

[thistledear]

So for the past week I've tried to do two workouts a day: one before I go to work, and one after I get home. I have to get up at ten till five for the first one, which gives me enough time to get up, get dressed, walk to the workout room, do a 30-minute workout on treadmill and elliptical, get back, shower, eat breakfast, and chill for about half an hour before I have to leave for work. My mornings are kind of set. :D

This morning I woke up to lightning, and I paused, nearly going back to sleep. But I checked outside and it wasn't raining. But there was still the chance...and then she woke up.

Bonnie: Dooo eeeeet.

Me: What if it starts raining while I'm over there? You KNOW I hate getting rain on me.

Bonnie: You gotta shower anyway. Get over there!

So I get dressed and start heading over to the room, sky lighting up every five seconds...

Me: It's going to rain!

Bonnie: No no, I've got it covered. You go on.

So I get there, start my workout, and sure enough it starts raining.

Bonnie: Ignore it, ignore it...pump those chubby legs! Move it move it move it!

Me: God, you're annoying in drill sergeant mode. 9_9

I finish up, step outside expecting to get soaked and...no rain.

Me: Cool!

I get back to my apartment, lock the door, and suddenly hear this roaring sound. I look outside and there are SHEETS of rain falling.

Me: ....

Bonnie: I told you I had it covered. ^__^ Now go shower, you smell. >:|