Muse For Hire

I'm very bored. Let's try this:

Give me one of my characters and I'll tell you what they're doing right at the moment. :3

I went back and wrote Alice actually getting Buster the Overenthusiastic Puppy of a Spider. I'm in a sharing mood. :D

( Alice at the Goblin Market )

From Bree.

"Alright, these are the keys to Mom's '57 Chevy convertible. Fully restored. She did it herself. If you wreck her baby, she will not kill you. She will turn you into something embarrassing--probably a platypus. I'm pretty sure all the platypi in Australia are actually fae that Mom got pissed at. Drive safe!"

WOOHOO! I IS DONE!

Okay, so it wasn't done in 10 consecutive days, but I did come back and finish it. I deserve pie. Or ice cream. Or BOTH.

Also? I will NEVER DO THIS AGAIN.

( DONE, I said )

Yes, I'm far behind. I'm aware. :| Let's say I'm not planning on trying this again any time soon.

( Moar drabbles )

Yet another day late! But I came really, REALLY close this time!

( Git along, little drabbles! )

I am so tired. D: I got up this morning and went straight over to the gym and worked out for 45 minutes. I'm really trying to get into the habit, but this whole losing my thyroid mess has fucked me up more than I thought it would. If I'd known last May what I know now, I think I would have been far more upset. So far no weight gain, though. I'm still waiting to see if I can lose what I have though.

Anyway, as usual, here's yesterday's set of drabbles.

( Hi diddly dee--a drabble life for me )

I'm late! Gotta go get ready for work! Here's the next batch!

( Day 2 Drabbles a Day Late! )

Not in the GL universe. This is in a universe where incubi are actually demons.

*******
“Hello?”

“Hey Peter...it’s Delia. Ummm...look. I kinda took one of your books earlier.”

“...Dammit, Del! What have I told you about taking my books? Which one did you make off with this time?”

“Well, you know how my love life has been...um...very...well, non-existent? I found one book that looked really promising on getting one. So I took it. I, uh...don’t think I understood the spell really.”

“Which book, Del.”

“A really small one. The title is something like...umm...Incubi Summoning.”

“Oh good. You took my book on calling up incubi.”

“Yeah, I guess. What’s an incubi?”

“An incubus is a demon that feeds off of sexual energy. You didn’t actually do the summoning spell in the book, did you?”

“Well...yeah.”

“Oh great.”

“Yeah, look. There’s this really hot-looking naked guy with horns and fangs in my bed. What do I do?”

“Fuck it?”

“Dammit, Peter! I’m serious!”

“So am I. You’re not going to get rid of him any other way. You called him up, and now he expects his piece of ass that the summons promises.”

“Shit.”

“Well, you’re the one who wanted to get laid.”

“Not by a demon! I thought the spell was supposed to inspire sexual appetite in guys! Not call up an actual walking sexual appetite!”

“Maybe this will finally teach you to stop stealing my books and performing spells you don’t understand. Although if turning your skin purple didn’t teach you anything, I doubt demonic nookie will either. Goodnight, Delia. Have fun.”

Click.