Just...stuff
Feb. 15th, 2003 02:40 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thistledearNot in the GL universe. This is in a universe where incubi are actually demons.
*******
“Hello?”
“Hey Peter...it’s Delia. Ummm...look. I kinda took one of your books earlier.”
“...Dammit, Del! What have I told you about taking my books? Which one did you make off with this time?”
“Well, you know how my love life has been...um...very...well, non-existent? I found one book that looked really promising on getting one. So I took it. I, uh...don’t think I understood the spell really.”
“Which book, Del.”
“A really small one. The title is something like...umm...Incubi Summoning.”
“Oh good. You took my book on calling up incubi.”
“Yeah, I guess. What’s an incubi?”
“An incubus is a demon that feeds off of sexual energy. You didn’t actually do the summoning spell in the book, did you?”
“Well...yeah.”
“Oh great.”
“Yeah, look. There’s this really hot-looking naked guy with horns and fangs in my bed. What do I do?”
“Fuck it?”
“Dammit, Peter! I’m serious!”
“So am I. You’re not going to get rid of him any other way. You called him up, and now he expects his piece of ass that the summons promises.”
“Shit.”
“Well, you’re the one who wanted to get laid.”
“Not by a demon! I thought the spell was supposed to inspire sexual appetite in guys! Not call up an actual walking sexual appetite!”
“Maybe this will finally teach you to stop stealing my books and performing spells you don’t understand. Although if turning your skin purple didn’t teach you anything, I doubt demonic nookie will either. Goodnight, Delia. Have fun.”
Click.
*******
“Hello?”
“Hey Peter...it’s Delia. Ummm...look. I kinda took one of your books earlier.”
“...Dammit, Del! What have I told you about taking my books? Which one did you make off with this time?”
“Well, you know how my love life has been...um...very...well, non-existent? I found one book that looked really promising on getting one. So I took it. I, uh...don’t think I understood the spell really.”
“Which book, Del.”
“A really small one. The title is something like...umm...Incubi Summoning.”
“Oh good. You took my book on calling up incubi.”
“Yeah, I guess. What’s an incubi?”
“An incubus is a demon that feeds off of sexual energy. You didn’t actually do the summoning spell in the book, did you?”
“Well...yeah.”
“Oh great.”
“Yeah, look. There’s this really hot-looking naked guy with horns and fangs in my bed. What do I do?”
“Fuck it?”
“Dammit, Peter! I’m serious!”
“So am I. You’re not going to get rid of him any other way. You called him up, and now he expects his piece of ass that the summons promises.”
“Shit.”
“Well, you’re the one who wanted to get laid.”
“Not by a demon! I thought the spell was supposed to inspire sexual appetite in guys! Not call up an actual walking sexual appetite!”
“Maybe this will finally teach you to stop stealing my books and performing spells you don’t understand. Although if turning your skin purple didn’t teach you anything, I doubt demonic nookie will either. Goodnight, Delia. Have fun.”
Click.
