Now I need a Misha

Dammit, tsuki_no_bara! This is all your fault. I'm sitting here reading @mishacollins and becoming an even bigger fangirl.

"@valentineskid writes "damn, @mishacollins tweeted. now i have to go get wasted" I like the idea that my typing results in underage drinking"

"Right. Let's get to business. First, i do owe rewards to those of you who attended screening in NY and told the director he was a hack."

"By the way, it's time to come clean with you all. I have repeatedly engaged in intimate relations with Tiger Woods & he really cared for me."

"I Enjoy watching my number of twitter "followers" steadily decline this evening. It makes me feel like i'm really reaching people for once."

"The queen just invited me to come alone 4 tea at a place called The Tower of London. Sounds like an overture-hopefully she's surrendering."

"If she does surrender, we'll immediately begin work on a violent transition from parlimentary democracy/monarchy to capricious dictatorship."