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I bought frozen strawberries today! And little shortcakes to put them on. What? I had whipped cream to use up.

So they finally thawed enough to get a spoon in, and I put a serving in the microwave to heat up more. I go for the package of shortcakes and spot something on the carpet: a damn wolf spider.

Spider: Oh hey! Shortcake!

Me: ...fuck no. Mine. You get the hell out.

Spider: Shortcake first. Extra strawberries on mine, plz.

Me: I'm just going to stick you under a jar. How about that?

Spider: I...don't think I can eat my shortcake under here. Hey. Hey! Where are we going? The shortcake is in the other direction! But--no! SHORTCAKE! *scrabble scrabble*

Me: *releases him in the grass* No. Fuck you. MY shortcake. You cannot has.

Spider: You know what? Fuck you too. *sulks off*

Mmmm, strawberry shortcake. ^____^

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